Panty lines - Yes or No

We have all seen them. Those hideous panty lines. Yes hideous I say. Now let me tell you that I know of one guy who swears he loves to see panty lines. "Oh my gosh,your a sick man.." is the beginning of the conversation I have with him. How can you possibly find anything of beauty from panty lines? He smiles that smile that all men have when they have a secret, or when they have no answer at all. He tells me, it leads him to wonder what kind of panties she has on.
I wonder about his thought processing abilities.
From time to time I find myself parked in the Walmart parking lot, just watching, for what ever.. car burglars, people arguing (walmart in a small town is a hot spot for disturbances don't you know!) you get the idea. I notice that the vast majority of shoppers are indeed women. I am not one to "look" at women, far from that, but honestly the man looking possibility is extremely limited to say the least. I see one woman, who evokes a reaction of "lord I hope those threads are strong". I truly believed that had one single stitch failed in its assigned duty of saving the shorts from ripping, that lady would have injured a child with the pressure that the material would release upon the thread failing. I manage to forget about the safety issue and I begin to realize that she has other issues that seem to be even more pressing. Yep, those darn ole panty lines. Fat, skinny, broad, narrow, panty lines seem to go on forever. This poor lady must not have owned a single mirror. I know same old joke, but even that deaf, dumb and blind kid that plays a mean pinball, the pinball wizard could have figured out the depth of those hideous lines. She not only had lines across her expanding hips, but in other less writable places. Bike shorts were made for those who own a bike, or for those who own a mirror or for those who know that panties do not go with yellow bike shorts. I shuttered for this poor woman whose butt jiggled as if she had found 4 kittens and decided to house them in her stretchy outfit. I cringed with embarrassment for her because her panty lines were beginning to ride up her cheekies...the most uncomfortablist situation of all clothing mishaps. I hoped for her sake her small daughter would not continue to walk behind her, pointing at her mother's butt and saying as she went along, momma your shorts have bumps and lines drawn in them. Yes, out of the mouths of babes. Even with this outburst, the woman carried on in her quest for food as opposed to a mirror, t-backs and denim!