HGTV is wrong!

So after my heart wrenching previous msg, and the boohooo of it all, now I have a new issue. Yep, of course I do, this blog is all about me!!! Seems, I have watched way too much HGTV, that darn David Bromstead, I think he's lite in the loafers but he has a nice smile, so who cares...anyway, He and the other's say "just paint, for a new, cost efficient way to redecorate, JUST PAINT!" rite. I took that 30minute show at its word. Should have considered that 18 people are working on a 15x15 room. Well at my house not so much. I now have what appears to be a white washed 3/4 painted 15x15 room, with a massive pinch of pink peeking through. What is that Kilz anyway? So Noel and I get started, paint drops on my hardwood floors, little white dots that lead to the hall way, much have been on my sockies, and the furniture, well.. I know me, so I took the bed down, and brought the recliner in. So I am currently sleeping on a full, cheap mattress on the floor, convincing myself if John Lennon and Yoko Ono could do it, so can I . However, seems my junk doesn't bend all that well. I step up 2" to get into my bed, then I have to roll to the floor, put my feet on the floor with my fanny up in the air, and at all times taking great care in not letting my top heavy stuff topple me over. Not a drop of dignity. I finally get straightened out and look around at my HGTV creation and think to myself... maybe this could be Noel's room. The more I type and read the more I think "God I am pathetic" but funny as hell sometimes. later friends..p.s. I am fine.