The ugliness of humanity

Boys and girls.. I believe my memory has an image embedded upon it that I will never be able to totally erase. After so many years of seeing torn up bodies, blood, guts, chewed up to burned up bodies there is one memory that I truly shutter when it invades my thoughts. What you must be asking can be worse that seeing at least the crime scene pictures of who we will call her Betty Joe having been knawned on by her dogs for several days. Yep that was a nasty little scene. But this one I see in my mind’s eye is even more hideous. I was working the other day, just as I have done for so many days when Fort Worth PD was gracious enough to "bring" to us a prisoner that they had caught who had our warrants. Ummm, Fort Worth is never ever nice like this...ummm what's the deal. well good god almighty. The prisoner was the one that gave Officer Mason her black eye. Yes HER black eye. The fat idiot hit her when he was trying to get away when he was being arrested the first time. Any way, the goofy idiot.. thats his new name..goofy idiot gets in our jail and starts getting that age old jail house sickness... what a bambie..his tummy hurts.. I tell him with that gut how the heck does he know..I tell him, just can it. Nope, I want to go to the hospital. I tell goofy bastard, I don’t care if you tell them your nuts hurt and they turn out to be as big as your gut..I'm not turning you loose. Well, here comes the hideous part. Oh the agony he has put me through. As you have surmised he is a big fat goofy bastard... I handcuff him cause he needs to go to the hospital, I walk him to the ambulance's back door. I tell him to step up to get into the ambulance. Well of course he is tooo fat to do any of this.. I am trying to push him up with my pointer finger by putting my finger on his back. Gee's I don't want to touch that nasty goofy idiot... I tell the medics to grab him from the front cause he hasn't helped himself in years.. they pull, I push with my one finger... and the other young green officer, he's smarter than me..he doesn’t do anything.. then the unspeakable happens.. the thing that will stay in my memory for so very long I fear... his mother &*$% shorts fall down... I have goofy idiot's hairy butt, with bumps on it.. 4 inches from my face. Thank god he didn’t fart, I swear I would have stomped him to death. I start gagging, the other officer whom is fondly referred to as "brick" continues to just stare at that huge pimplely hairy ass. What the hell.. I tell him..do something don't just stand there!!! one of you guys pull his $#%$ damned shorts up before I accidently catch a glimpse of his tiny weenie. I shudder at the thought..for sure that would have been grounds for workers comp. I still can see that horrible goofy idiots butt... lord help me.